Beautification

I’ve been trying not to complain about my hair, which is not doing much in terms of improving my outlook because Hayden just complains about it for me. In fact, several times in the past week he has expressed disappointment with my hair’s lack of length and luster.  He has also made is quite...
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A few days ago I flushed out my ears (what, you mean you don’t flush yours?).  I had never done it before, but since quitting Q-tips I have wondered if my ears are just stockpiling wax. I was expecting to wash away some chunks, sort of like what I’d see with my netipot, only...
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Raise your hand if you like Fat Boy Slim. Okay, that was a rhetorical command, or whatever. I can enjoy me some Fat Boy Slim, and its been rumored to reduce cellulite. Okay, maybe not Fat Boy Slim, but something close.  You can read about it over at This Blogger Makes Fun of Stuff....
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So, I’ve got this rash (cutting to the chase, I know). It’s in my right armpit.  Well, not exactly the armpit- it snuggles up to that little pokey fat that sticks out between the armpit and chest.  The pokey that models don’t have. It’s small, maybe three-quarters of an inch long, less than half...
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I love shopping. KIDDING. I actually do not like shopping, I just like buying stuff.  I like new stuff that looks cool. And I like new clothes and new food and new books and new plants. I cannot always buy new things, so I do a lot of window shopping, mostly online and through...
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I used to be a real poo head. Lathering up real good every day. But no longer because I am on yet another new program. Just like my feet, I have weird hair.  Some of it is curly, and some of it is straight.  And its mood changes with the weather (sort of like...
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What’s up with the shoulder pads?  I am all for capturing the best of each fashion decade, but I already suffer from a short neck.  The last thing I need is a pair of foam pillows closing in on my ears. Speaking of pads, you know what I love?  My heating pad.  I get...
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I am making fun of myself today. And hosting a Smashbox Cosmetics Giveaway. Because makeup makes me feel dirty. Seriously. You should check it out.
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People?  BlogHer11 is is only a month away. This.  Is very serious.  In case you missed my first Sexy Blogger post, I will summarize for you. I am terrified.  A hotel filled with two thousand bloggers who are bigger and stronger than I?  Who all know each other already? Yeah. But, putting fear aside,...
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In the midst of an ER visit for me, and another ER visit for Hayden, something possibly far more tragic has happened.  A crisis that was as much physical as it was emotional.  You can read about it… Now! ———- I am about to reveal something about myself that many people do not know....
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