Beautification

According To Hayden, It’s Just Not Long Enough

August 31, 2012

I’ve been trying not to complain about my hair, which is not doing much in terms of improving my outlook because Hayden just complains about it for me. In fact, several times in the past week he has expressed disappointment with my hair’s lack of length and luster.  He has also made is quite...
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There Are No Ants In My Pants

May 24, 2012
There Are No Ants In My Pants

A few days ago I flushed out my ears (what, you mean you don’t flush yours?).  I had never done it before, but since quitting Q-tips I have wondered if my ears are just stockpiling wax. I was expecting to wash away some chunks, sort of like what I’d see with my netipot, only...
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Fat Boy Slim Is Great For Cellulite

May 21, 2012

Raise your hand if you like Fat Boy Slim. Okay, that was a rhetorical command, or whatever. I can enjoy me some Fat Boy Slim, and its been rumored to reduce cellulite. Okay, maybe not Fat Boy Slim, but something close.  You can read about it over at This Blogger Makes Fun of Stuff....
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I’ve Always Been a Little Rash (Pun Intended).

April 27, 2012

So, I’ve got this rash (cutting to the chase, I know). It’s in my right armpit.  Well, not exactly the armpit- it snuggles up to that little pokey fat that sticks out between the armpit and chest.  The pokey that models don’t have. It’s small, maybe three-quarters of an inch long, less than half...
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My Latest Loves

April 10, 2012

I love shopping. KIDDING. I actually do not like shopping, I just like buying stuff.  I like new stuff that looks cool. And I like new clothes and new food and new books and new plants. I cannot always buy new things, so I do a lot of window shopping, mostly online and through...
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Nobody Can Call Me Poo Head Anymore

March 26, 2012

I used to be a real poo head. Lathering up real good every day. But no longer because I am on yet another new program. Just like my feet, I have weird hair.  Some of it is curly, and some of it is straight.  And its mood changes with the weather (sort of like...
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Is It Bindi Gone Wrong or Just The Biggest Zit in LA County?

February 15, 2012
Is It Bindi Gone Wrong or Just The Biggest Zit in LA County?

What’s up with the shoulder pads?  I am all for capturing the best of each fashion decade, but I already suffer from a short neck.  The last thing I need is a pair of foam pillows closing in on my ears. Speaking of pads, you know what I love?  My heating pad.  I get...
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Smashing Makeup, Dahling.

October 19, 2011

I am making fun of myself today. And hosting a Smashbox Cosmetics Giveaway. Because makeup makes me feel dirty. Seriously. You should check it out.
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Sexy Blogger Part II

July 1, 2011
Sexy Blogger Part II

People?  BlogHer11 is is only a month away. This.  Is very serious.  In case you missed my first Sexy Blogger post, I will summarize for you. I am terrified.  A hotel filled with two thousand bloggers who are bigger and stronger than I?  Who all know each other already? Yeah. But, putting fear aside,...
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Monster Baby Teeth

March 14, 2011

In the midst of an ER visit for me, and another ER visit for Hayden, something possibly far more tragic has happened.  A crisis that was as much physical as it was emotional.  You can read about it… Now! ———- I am about to reveal something about myself that many people do not know....
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