Tuesday’s List: Peppermint Patty (Or Is It Marcie?)

May 4, 2010

A list for your Tuesday- just a few of the lines I heard from Hayden today, age 2 1/2.

  1. I don’t like to go to sleep.
  2. I don’t like cheese sandwiches.
  3. I’m just playing with my cars and trucks.  Meaning:  I will act innocently busy so I don’t have to clean up the messes I have made all over the kitchen and bathroom.
  4. I wanna be a REAL chef.
  5. Mommy, can I have some more milk please, sir?  I’m getting a Peanuts vibe, here.
  6. Come in, Mommy- I need to go poo poo.
  7. Can I touch your boobies, Mommy?  My son is actually a fifteen year old boy stuck in a two year old’s body.
  8. It’s perfect!  In reference to a dry-cleaned sweater still hanging in the plastic bag.

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3 Responses to Tuesday’s List: Peppermint Patty (Or Is It Marcie?)

  1. Elly Lou on May 4, 2010 at 6:41 am

    Who doesn’t like cheese sandwiches?!?! Sons of bitches we need an intervention here!

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  2. pattypunker on May 4, 2010 at 8:31 am

    the boobies obsession starts early on. and what the hell, he doesn’t think you’re a REAL chef? has he read your blog? these recipes are the shiznet.

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    I do make the best cheese sandwiches- surely, he’s just being difficult with that one.

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