Ouch! That Hurt!

October 12, 2010

It has been a hard week, readers.  Yes, I know it is only Tuesday.

So, this morning I dropped H off at school and went for a much needed run.  Two miles out I felt sharp, burning pain in my butt.  A bee stung me in the ass.  Through my running tights. In my obturator internus.  While I was running.  Two miles out from the car. 

I immediately began cursing at the bee as it flew off carelessly, which to an observer, looked like me yelling at someone imaginary.  I then began sobbing (more evidence that I am crazy) and turned to head back to the car, praying that nobody would stop and ask if I was okay.

I hobbled the two miles back, drove home sitting on one butt cheek, and got out my supplies.

But of course, I could not even see, much less remove, the stinger.  BECAUSE IT WAS IN MY BUTT.

I then had to call a friend to assist with the stinger removal.

Don’t worry- we are very close.

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6 Responses to Ouch! That Hurt!

  1. Ginger on October 12, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Yowch! At least you have a friend willing to remove it for you 🙂

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  2. Kate on October 12, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Gah! Bees? Or bee, I guess. One is plenty. I’ve been chased by horseflies on runs. And dogs. No bees have attacked me yet. I think they’re probably daunted by the size of my butt, though.

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  3. Joanie on October 13, 2010 at 6:08 am

    OUCH! I got stung on my stomach while playing tennis over the summer. I feel your pain!

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  4. Elly Lou on October 13, 2010 at 6:20 am

    I shouldn’t be allowed to come to nice blogs like this one. I just read another post (http://awomaninsearchof.blogspot.com/2010/10/unseeing-eye.html) so with your title I DID expect that to be about your butt…but it still wasn’t quite what I was expecting. PS You’re welcome. PPS Sorry about your ass. PMS Hi!

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    thesweet Reply:

    You are VIP at this blog, Missy. And that other blog you just read? I just bookmarked it and all of its wonderful crassness. Good stuff.

    Boo PMS!

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  5. pattypunker on October 13, 2010 at 7:14 am

    that bee knew where all the honey is! sorry baby.

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