I’m a Vampire With an Urge to Shop

February 28, 2011

Today, I arose from The Sickness.

I felt like a cross between a vampiress and Lazarus as I stepped out into the cold, sunny Los Angeles morning.

My skin tone is leaning toward a sallow shade of chartreuse.

It compliments what I’ve been hacking up each morning.

I’m still not operating at 100%, but after a week of The Sickness I feel like I’ve got a little spring in my step.

Why, no, this is not my latest mug shot. It's Day 2 of The Sickness.

Day 3 Things are looking down, but I've found a free alternative to the Brazilian blowout. Just don't wash your hair.

Today. With vampire skin, but feeling better nonetheless. Although they are missing in this picture, I really do have arms.

The spring in my step coincides with the weather we’re having today.  After a week of cold and rainy days, the sun is back.  And a change in weather always brings an urge to get some new clothes!  Good thing  I can window shop from my computer…





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6 Responses to I’m a Vampire With an Urge to Shop

  1. subWOW on February 28, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    I didn’t know vampires could also attach their limbs at will. Are you like a transformer Vampire or Lego people vampire? Fwiw, even without arms, you still look adorable.


    thesweet Reply:

    I like to think of myself as more of a transformer, as I can go from nurturing to down-right scary in a heartbeat.


  2. Alex@LateEnough on February 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm

    Im so glad you showed that last picture with your hair all cute. Totally made me feel better about laughing at your sweet mullet hairdo in picture #1.


    thesweet Reply:

    No shit, right? What’s up with that hair? “She’s a man, baby!”


  3. CJ on February 28, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    Uggh. We have been plagued by the Sickness over here for going on 3 weeks….I haven’t really transformed into a vampire, more like a meth head. Gross.


  4. MamaRobinJ on March 2, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Uh, where are your arms?! 😉

    Love the last picture – looking much more zippy!


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