Tuesday’s List

March 15, 2011

Perhaps the fevers associated with the croup followed by an ear infection went to Hayden’s head, but this past week he was extra verbal.  And extra creative.  He spoke his mind with naivete and managed to tell me some very interesting “stories.”

“My penis is a rocket.”

“There’s nothing I can do about it.  Just letting you know.”

“I’ll be sure to hold my penis tonight, Mommy.”

“When I go to sleep I’ll turn into asparagus.”

“Oh, rats!”

“No, Mommy, you don’t whistle very good.”

“What if a big man was in soccer and he played soccer and he kicked coach’s balls?”

“Once upon a time there was a little boy named Hayden who lived in a wide wide world and he was bog and he grew and grew and grew and he turned into a bird.”

“Once upon a time there was a little boy who ate a berry and he thought it would hurt his tummy but it didn’t so he ate another one!”

“Mommy, I don’t feel very good.”

 

 

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10 Responses to Tuesday’s List

  1. elle on March 15, 2011 at 6:25 am

    hahaha… hayden’s a flipping genius!

    so adorable.

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  2. CJ on March 15, 2011 at 10:34 am

    Poor delirious sweetpea! LOL. Is he finally feeling any better? Are YOU still alive?

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    thesweet Reply:

    Would you believe that hayden went on to develop ear infection and I am at home with the flu? WTH.

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  3. kim on March 15, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Hayden is AWESOME!! What is it with boys and their penis’? I JUST told John to stop saying, ‘I bouncing on my penis’ in a sing-song voice as he bounced around on one of those giant bouncy balls. The girls never said, “I bouncing on my gina!”

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    thesweet Reply:

    It really is love at first sight.

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  4. Megan (Best of Fates) on March 15, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Hayden rocks. And those berries sound yummy!

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    thesweet Reply:

    Mmm, beeeeeries.

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  5. Ry Sal on March 15, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    Hayden’s right on so many levels.

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    thesweet Reply:

    I know, right? How can a three year-old be so genius?

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  6. pattypunker on March 18, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    gotta love those fever-induced rants. codeine is a good for that too.

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