Flat As a Pancake
No, not my boobies, although they’d hardly qualify as much more than that.
I’m talking about my feet.
I’ve got the kind of feet that make a full wet footprint on the ground- looks like somebody walked by wearing a set of flippers.
When I was a kid I used to have fun clapping my feet instead of my hands. And no, I wasn’t retarded.
Despite a severe case of pes planus, I keep lacing up and hitting the asphalt. My feet are utilitarian. My heels are tough, and I like them that way!
Pedicures?
I am anti-cures or any kind. But I have recently had a change of heart when it comes to liquor lacquer…
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hey what size shoe are you? i’m guessing from that photo we could share shoes. diggety! i’m a 9.
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thesweet Reply:
June 27th, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Oh, that’s just my longass big toe. I wear a 7.5 with the occasional 8.
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