Flat As a Pancake

June 22, 2011

No, not my boobies, although they’d hardly qualify as much more than that.

I’m talking about my feet.

I’ve got the kind of feet that make a full wet footprint on the ground- looks like somebody walked by wearing a set of flippers.

When I was a kid I used to have fun clapping my feet instead of my hands.  And no, I wasn’t retarded.

Despite a severe case of pes planus, I keep lacing up and hitting the asphalt.  My feet are utilitarian.  My heels are tough, and I like them that way!

Pedicures?

I am anti-cures or any kind.  But I have recently had a change of heart when it comes to liquor lacquer…

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2 Responses to Flat As a Pancake

  1. pattypunker on June 23, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    hey what size shoe are you? i’m guessing from that photo we could share shoes. diggety! i’m a 9.

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    thesweet Reply:

    Oh, that’s just my longass big toe. I wear a 7.5 with the occasional 8.

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