Tuesday’s List
This kid never ceases to confuse humor me. I can’t believe he actually says this stuff. I couldn’t make this shit up!
My dad said in Nork City tomorrow a big parade is going on there.
Probably when Stella* is older she will grow a baby in her tummy.
I am glad I don’t have to grow a baby that way nothing inside my body will hurt.
Let’s see how many you pound. You pound 20 centimeters.
And your face pounds 6.
What time is it? I have to be out by 30:12.
How does the wee wee come out of the fur?
I’m going to make a snowman with big balls.
Jupider doesn’t really have any cities or cars because, you see, it’s just a planet made out of dust and clouds.
I can see inside your throat there is a sign that says, “Return to train station.”
*Name changed to protect the young and innocent.
AH, this is what I needed…a Tuesday list!!!!
these actually make the stuff Gio and Jacob say seem normal..must be a kid thing.
HAPPY NEW YEAR my friend. Hope 2012 is treating you right!!! xo
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Hahaha!
That’s my boy!
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return to train station, hahahahh… That’s cute!
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Hahaha!!! How’d you explain the pee thing?
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How big were the snowman’s balls?
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