Tuesday’s List

January 10, 2012

This kid never ceases to confuse humor me.  I can’t believe he actually says this stuff.  I couldn’t make this shit up!

My dad said in Nork City tomorrow a big parade is going on there.

Probably when Stella* is older she will grow a baby in her tummy.

I am glad I don’t have to grow a baby that way nothing inside my body will hurt.

Let’s see how many you pound. You pound 20 centimeters.

And your face pounds 6.

What time is it?  I have to be out by 30:12.

How does the wee wee come out of the fur?

I’m going to make a snowman with big balls.

Jupider doesn’t really have any cities or cars because, you see, it’s just a planet made out of dust and clouds.

I can see inside your throat there is a sign that says, “Return to train station.”

*Name changed to protect the young and innocent.

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5 Responses to Tuesday’s List

  1. Kir on January 10, 2012 at 9:00 am

    AH, this is what I needed…a Tuesday list!!!!

    these actually make the stuff Gio and Jacob say seem normal..must be a kid thing. 😉

    HAPPY NEW YEAR my friend. Hope 2012 is treating you right!!! xo

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  2. Scott on January 10, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Hahaha!

    That’s my boy!

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  3. Erin on January 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    return to train station, hahahahh… That’s cute!

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  4. Christy D on January 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Hahaha!!! How’d you explain the pee thing?

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  5. Anne at Always Half Full on January 10, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    How big were the snowman’s balls?

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