My child has officially become a little songbird. He chirps along in his new big-boy carseat, chanting phonics ditties he learned at school and singing cartoon theme songs. I love it almost as much as the funny things he says to me each day.
I am going to marry Stella*, not Alyssa*.
I suppose we can go to a place and see if they have lovies for grown-ups.
A long long time ago there weren’t even any people on earth. All the people were still in everybody’s tummies.
And some wine for Daddy!
Would that kitty give you energy? Because you are allergic to kitties. I am not allergic but probably when I am older kitties will give me energy.
Okaaaaaay. It’s got a druuuuumbeat…
This chili is one hundred million best in the whole world.
But I don’t want a consequence.
What if your wallet was down underground?
I just realized that whatever I eat goes all the way through and out the poo poo door in my hiney!
*Names have been changed to protect the young and innocent.