Can I watch TV?
After school can I watch a show?
Daaaddy, Mommy said I can watch TWO episodes of Olivia!
You get the idea. My son is concerned with his next TV show likes it his last meal, so much that his little shows haunt me in my sleep (I woke up this morning with a Veggie Tales song in my head. Bug.).
Fortunately, TV is not all he talks about. Here are some of his most recent declarations:
Guess What! I would love to color my hair someday.
I would like to get my ears pierced someday. But not with long earrings, only with ones that don’t hang down.
Wind here is always from the North. We only get wind from the west on special becations.
I am gonna put a kiss on this cup, and that means I love this restaurant.
You mean in other countries, women aren’t allowed to be doctors or dentists or even TEENAGERS?
Some mans are tall, and some mans are short.