Do we really need an introduction? Okay, fine. For the several
hundred new readers I get each week who don’t know about Tuesday’s list, it is a list of some of the things my son said in the past week. The older he gets, the more wise and entertaining he becomes.
“Wipe me penis, only.”
“Mommy, I love you farther than space.”
“I want almond butter with peanut butter and jelly and honey.”
“I will not fall because I have magic inside my body. It is very sneaky that you cannot see.”
“Mommy, just do what you are tell for!”
“Mommy, I’ve got a great idea. Let’s party!”
“Could I have a go?”
“These beans are one hundred million fourteen thousand hundred billion good.”
“I AM going to marry Stella* because she is who I choose!”
*Name changed to protect the young an innocent.