I Drive a Purse.
Remember that meme awhile back, “What’s in your purse? And everybody took pictures of the insides of their purses and laughed at the crazy crap they carry around every day?
I didn’t participate in that meme because pictures of my purse would have been boring.
I only have two things in my purse- a wallet and a phone. Because all I really need is a vessel for carrying my wallet and phone.
Everything else is stored in my car.
Emergency rubber band.
Emergency bobby pin.
Towel chip for the Y.
Reuseable grocery bags.
Car emergency bag.
Plastic sheeting from nursery.
Bandaids and neosporin.
Tote full of junk that serves as dumping place for more junk.
I am out of hand wipes, which is not good, although I am fairly positive this is not the reason Hayden is sick AGAIN.
Two days back at school and the kid already has a fever.
Do other parents not bathe their children, or something?
Because I am pretty sure mine does not have an immunologic disorder, and yet he is afflicted with germs every 11.6 days.
Please send wine and sanitizer.