Posts Tagged ‘ stay at home mom ’

Giant Scary Vegetable Penis

November 19, 2010

This evening’s Play Doh scenario: Hayden: I want to make a giant vegetable.  A scary one. Mommy:  Ooo, a giant vegetable?  Beaming with pride because my three year-old loves vegetables so much that he wants to make them out of Play Doh. Daddy: Why scary? Hayden: I want it to be scary like Halloween....
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Little Lovebirds

November 15, 2010

They met at the gym.  Kindergym, to be exact.  And it was love at first sight.   And now, my three year-old has a girlfriend. This is legit.  Starry-eyed, hand-holding, I want to tickle you, completely crazy love. The girl is great.  We love her.   In fact, if they manage to avoid cooties and grow...
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Mommy, I Need You To Take Care Of Me

November 10, 2010

This is what Hayden says to me after a fake bobo he reportedly sustained on the landing of our poorly carpeted stairs (other than rugburn on the bottoms of his feet, there was no possibility of injury caused by our rough, yet cushioned, carpet). Mommy, I need you to take care of me. As...
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It’s Friday. Let’s Rock.

October 29, 2010

As I kiss Hayden goodbye, I can feel this morning’s coffee in my bladder.  I go through a mental checklist of all the things I need to get done in the next three hours.  As I turn the corner, my car escapes the shade of giant oaks and I can feel the warmth of...
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The Poop Goes On…

August 26, 2010

Hayden and I attempted a little outing to the park this morning.  Since the big kids are already back in school, I knew it wouldn’t be too crowded, which is always annoying.  Nothing like an over-sized nine year old barreling through a toddler-sized maze of playground equipment.  I always want to turn to whatever...
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I Miss My Mommy

June 25, 2010

I heard this many times this week.  It was Hayden’s first week of preschool.  And for the first time in awhile I couldn’t wait to pick him up from school, hold him, cater to him.  Because I missed him, too. The transition of going from spending 6.85 days a week with Mommy to spending...
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SAHM (Stay at Home Mom)

March 2, 2010

What am I doing all day? cleaning laundering cooking serving washing story reading making messes making lists hand wiping face wiping tear wiping booger wiping butt wiping dressing undressing pretend cooking lego building PBS watching kindergym-ing putting down for naps playing music pottying undies changing walking on eggshells managing tantrums having tantrums crying laughing...
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